Mugs

Description: Championship Bracket from Not Your Mother's Goose's Tournament of Disney Villains

Description: Captain Hook returns The Clapper for a refund. From Topher Goggin's madcap book, Not Your Mother's Goose. Illustration by Rick Cunningham.

Description: Forget Mary Had a Little Lamb, she's been to the store canned pseudo-meat - it's Mary Had a Little Spam!

Description: This Little Piggy goes to market ... and buys some roast beef for his brother.

Description: Rapunzel can't quite hear the prince, so she throws down a chair, a bear, a flare, and more.

Description: Beware the Phantom Rabbit

Description: Santa Claus picks the wrong time to visit the Three Little Pigs, getting ready to go down the chimney just as the pigs light the fire under their cookpot.

Description: Pinocchio has a rough day in Wood Shop when the class runs out of lumber

Description: Hansel's stepmom asks which pants he wants for taking a "walk" in the woods. The cargo pants look like a good choice.

Description: New energy rules force Aladdin to equip his lamp with a compact fluorescent genie.